Query Shark

You send a "query" that has this, and only this: Title your name your address your city, state zip your phone number Wor...

Dear Query Shark: She's short, round, and pushing forty, but Julia Kalas is a damned good criminal. For seventeen years she renovated ...

Dear QueryShark, Naïve, beautiful, and a bit on the clumsy side, Emmy Starlight makes the unlikely climb from housekeeper’s daughter to Ve...

  Dear Most Exalted Shark of Snark: JOHN SMITH (who's a girl, but her parents wanted a boy so they named her John, even though it'...

...and anyone else using aol. AOL hates me. It regularly deletes email from me to you and doesn't even tell you about it. If you...

To _____________, Dear QueryShark: Vuto is only 17 when her third child dies, mere days after birth. Malawian tradition prevents men f...

 Dear QueryShark: When dinosaur rocker Doug Flynn croaks on stage at the end of his set, DJ Ronnie Fox is told by KXLA FM to wax poetic on...

Dear Query Shark: My name is  (redacted). I am a junior currently enrolled at (redacted) in (city)  (state.) I always hate to see a qu...

Dear Query Shark, What would happen if you and your child had a train set that could magically shrink you down to size? You will be kil...

Here's the announcement in Publisher's Lunch: Josin McQuein's PREMEDITATED, about the lengths one girl will go in order to get...

QS - A question: Sometimes I see errors in punctuation or grammar, or awkward sentences that could easily be remedied. Are these issues you...

Dear QueryShark, Andromeda Jaunsten isn't a very good alien. She can’t read minds like the rest of her class. She can't turn invis...

I saw this tweet this morning: "Dear God, Please don't ever let me click a link from Query Shark and find my query letter there. Am...

Dear Query Shark, UNIQUE DOMESTIC OPPORTUNITY Wanted: Temporary housing for 6 year old female Non-negotiable-Parents must maintain a...